THE WEST COAST DEM...

He's been there. He's done that. He's Don, the West Coast Dem, and he can wrap up a 2,000 word article in a single paragraph. He voted for Harry Truman. He served seven years in the military and rode in the back seat of dive bombers in WWll. He says he's an economic socialist; he thinks capitalism stinks because it demands winners and losers. He's a patriot, a Democrat and he thinks Al Gore should run again. He's my kind of guy.

Don tells it like it is. He asks no quarter, and gives none. Until I can convince him to come here and kick ass on his own, I will feature his paragraph "gems" regularly on this site. Check him out, below...sheila

God's Own Chickenhawk

Ever been on a troop ship? It's not very nice. One such ship in the early 50's was crammed with American troops heading for Korea. One officer was the liquor officer, in charge of the booze. His name was Pat Robertson. The ship stopped for fuel in Japan. Pat's dad had some political clout and arranged for Pat to get off, making Pat a chickenhawk. Some of Pat's customers died in Korea, but Pat came home and become a professional Christian. It pays well. Pat went on to become a well-known hater of women, gays and lesbians. He also hates Saddam Hussein and Hugo Chevez, neither of whom have harmed America yet. Like his hero in the White House, Pat desperately needs psychiatric help.

Don
West Coast Dem
26 August 2005
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Lights, Camera -- Pray!

Have you ever seen Pat Robertson give the camara one of his phony prayers, while holding his eyes closed and twitching his mouth (He practices twitching his mouth with a mirror, to make it really good) If Pat was a real Christian, he would be down in Crawford in Cindy's ditch consoling a grieving Mother. Pat thinks his "hate ticket" is going to help him get into heaven. He'll have good reason to close his eyes and twitch his mouth when he discovers his heavenly partners are Barbara Olson, Lee Atwater and Adolph Hitler...

Don
West Coast Dem
26 August 2005