WHO YA GONNA CALL?

If you are George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Condi Rice, or any of the rest of the Project for a New American Century gang, and you're slip-sliding around in New World Order slime -- who you gonna call?

PICKLES! Come on down....

Laura Pickles Bush hit the Sunday talk-show circuit, armed with what the Washington Post assures us is her 82-percent approval rating, to defend the barbaric, mean-spirited, genocidal policies of her husband, The Decider.

Like a wind-up Barbie doll, she pooh-poohed even the idea that Bush's 31-percent rating had anything to do with how "the people" viewed him -- everybody still has total confidence in him, she said. It was just that the United States is facing so many hard, really really hard, difficulties that made people unhappy.

Catapulting the propaganda that her husband faced only massive, unprecedented challenges -- not just one, but many, many of them -- Laura Pickles first cited the "huge area of destruction after Hurricane Katrina," before adding "...a war on terror." She told Fox News it was hard work setting up a domestic surveillance program and collecting information on telephone calls in the United States. Real hard work, and The Decider has to make decisions on everything. She did admit that, "of course, some people are unhappy about what some of those decisions are."

Ya think?

"People know that he is doing what he thinks is right for the United States," she said, stifling a giggle, then offered as unchallenged proof that she "travels around the country" and "sees" people. She "sees" flag-waving, ticket-holders to rigidly controlled vetted audiences at The Decider's photo ops, and she "sees" their response" to him. Makes her proud. Really really proud.

Poor Pickles. She should see the people I see...